I didn’t believe it at first, but listening to his songs and looking at him, I would’ve expected that.nuh-uh.
forreal ? o:
Bieber fans just got pwwwwwwwned soo bad.
knew it.
take that fangirls!
Well! It’s a good thing I got all my homework done the other day. I’m gonna miss sleeping in. :((via kaaaaat3)
real shit.
i didnt even start on my english homework -__-;
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051, When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Promise! Keep going and press 4. Listen to the options...then press 7. If you comment on this after listening, don't give away the surprise!
Haha, what the heck? I love the first one that came up!Def made me smile! ahah!
OMG I LOVED THIS! :]]
excitement x 100000. no lie. I was so happy when I called it. HAHAHA
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
made my night! :D
i smiled. hah!
I also did #1. Haha.
Oh, that’s just lovely. Haha.FIRST VIDEO WATCHED OF 2010 !!!!
this was SO stupid tho hahahha !!
HAHAHAH FML THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARD!
hahaha LMFAAOO me too ! ;p
HAHAHA LOLOLOL ! i think i peed in my pants . LMAO HHAHAHHA (((((((((((x
lmfao, this was so dumb hahaahhaha. i think i wouldnt have laughed as hard if she wasnt white x) it got really funny started at 1:29 tho ahhahahaa
HAHAHA, I agree with Jaimie. LOLOLOL.
First Wufoo answer of 2010.
i love charlene :) she gave me a Christmas card when i least expected it! tonkyou<3
wuv, chelsea
Aw, thank you Chelsea. :D This certainly started my 2010 off GREAT!
"Asian Complaints"
1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”.
2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?!
3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs.
4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc.
5. We are not all COMMUNISTS.
6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon.
7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy.
9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food.
10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G.
11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it.
12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t.
13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either.
14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together.
15. All Asian countries speak different languages.
16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway.
17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity?
18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths.
19. Not all Asians are short.
20. Or skinny.
21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese.
22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do.
23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats.
24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before?
25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt.
26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language.
27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating.
28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice?
29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot.
30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now.
31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle.
32. People from India are Asians too.
33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast.
